So, its official then "...women ARE a complete mystery". According to the world's greatest mind, Stephen Hawking - 70 in a few days, but not expected to live more than a few years when he was diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease at aged 20 something.
Married twice and with children, he said in an interview for the New Statesman that although he has solved many "impossible" scientific problems, the one thing he could not understand was women.
This of course has outraged Marigold mothers in Manchester and Matrons in Morden. The internet is awash with retaliatory comments, while gentlemen everywhere happily agree with Prof Hawking. Even some brave females admitted that they are driven by confused hormones in their quest for Mr Wonderful, who they then try to change into Mr Incredible.
Trouble is, Stephen takes about a minute to communicate each word so maybe it got "lost in translation". However the "Men from Mars..." brigade are out in force and so will this quickly become the War of the Sexes?
No, I don't think so. Women enjoy being mysterious, and men enjoy complaining to other men that women are mysterious!
I'm so glad to be male, at least I know who I am.
